Crack Squirrels!
"I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash.
"An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds.
"It looked like it knew what it was looking for.
"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging.
"It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks."
Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US.
Makes you wonder if meth crows are recognised here in Canada.
Classified under: drugs,
posted by Rob at
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2 Comments:
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Anonymous, at October 17, 2005 3:59 AM
Famenaut is officially my new favourite word.
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Rob, at October 17, 2005 7:45 AM
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